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THE DEATH PENTALITY!
OR AFFECT YOUR PARENTS CREDIT RATING!
OUR PRISONS ARE FULL OF LITTLE CREEPS LIKE YOU WHO DO WRONG THINGS! MANY OF THEM WERE DRIVEN TO THESE CRIMES BY A HORRIBLE FORCE...CALLLED..
MUSIC
THE WHITE ZONE IS FOR LOADING AND UNLOADING ONLY.
IF YOU HAVE TO LOAD OR UNLOAD, GO TO THE WHITE ZONE.
YOULL LOVE IT.
ITS A WAY OF LIFE.
....
HI. ITS ME.
IM BACK!
THIS IS THE CENTRAL SCUTRTTTTRTNINININININZZZERRRRRRRRRRRRR
THE WHITE ZONE IS FOR LOADING AND UNLKOADING ONLYYYYY
IF YOU GOT TO LAOD OR IF YOU GOT TO UNLOAD YOU GO THE WHITE ZONE
YOULL LOVE IT
ITS A WAY OF LIFE!
THATS RIGHT
YOULL LOVE IT ITS A WYA OF LFIE
FWAYLFOIHTHEFAJ
MAGICAL PIGSSSSSSS. WHATS A GIRL LIKE YOU DOING IN A PALCE LIKE THIS, DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN?
I LAY MY HEAD ON THE RAILROAD TRACKS, THE RAILROAD DONT RUN NO MORE POOR POOR PITIFUL MEEEEE, POOR POOR PITIFUL ME. OH POOR POOR PITIFUL ME, THESE YOUNG GIRLS WONT LET ME BE, LORD HAVE MERCY ON ME!
Poor joe.
WE DESTROY DE BLUES
WE ARE DE MAMMY NUNS!!
SISTA POTATAHEAD!
AND I AS YO HOST, THE THINGGGGGFISH!
Look at me man, I'm fucking garfunkel.
SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW THAT FIONA AND ME DO IT IN MY VAN EVERY SUNDAY, SHE TELLS HIM SHES IN CHURCH BUT SHE DOESNT GO STILL SHES ON HER KNEES SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW OH SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW! SO DOINT TELL SCOTTY DONT TELL SCOTTY SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW!
FIONA SAYS SHES OUT SHOPPING, BUT SHES UNDER ME AND IM NOT STOPPIN, CUZ SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW, SO DONT TELL SCOTTTTTY!
I CANT BELIEVE HES SO TRUSTING, WHILE IM RIGHT BEHIND YOU THRUSTIN FIONAS GOT HIM ON THE PHONE AND SHES TRYING NOT TO MOAN ITS A 3 WAY CALL AND HE KNOWS NOTHIN! NOTHIN, SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW! DONT TELL SCOTTY SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW! SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW!
THE PARKING LOT! WHY NOT, ITS SO COOL WHEN YOURE ON TOP, HIS FRONT LAWN IN THE SNOW LIFE IS SO HARD CUZ SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW!
I DID HER ON HIS BIRTHDAYYYYYY SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW SO DONT TELLS COTTY SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW!
SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW SCOTTYS GOTTA KNOW SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW SCOTTY DOESNT KNOWWWWW
SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW SCOTTY DOESNT SCOTTY DOESNT KNOWWWWWWWWW!
since you no longer have a girlfriend, maybe i can come to america and we can zussamen.
what the fuck is a zussamen..
TO ARANGE A MEETING:
NO CMON THIS GUY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME! LISTEN MIKE, I DONT WANT TO ARANGE ANY MEETINGS WITH YOU YOU SICK GERMAN FREAK KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY GENITALS AND NEVER WRITE TO ME AGAIN! GOODBYE!
*trips and falls over* OW.
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Fuck off! Get out of it, you wankers! Go on, you Gallic fucking garlic-breath tossers! Piss off! Get in here and say that, mate! Come on! Fucking come and have it! You fucking beep? We'll beep, you bastard, all over your fucking nose! Fuck off! Go on, you French bastards! Get on the other side of the road, you pricks! Go on out of it! Fuck off! I'm knackered.